Sense and Common

cindehella:

when i find myself in times of trouble

sebastian stan comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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lucifersaam:

Bloody Sammy 25/?

I have a really bad headache, my back hurts, and I need to wake up at 6.

Lord, please, make me sleep now.

wtf-fun-factss:

How long is a moment - WTF fun facts

wtf-fun-factss:

How long is a moment - WTF fun facts

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

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This isn’t going to end well…

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This isn’t going to end well…

I have to say, living hundreds of miles away from my mom, our relationship has never been better.

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

"Is it too late at night to pop popcorn" a musical about my life

mybeautifulbeautifulponds:

this is it. this the post that made me watch this damn musical

doctorwho:

the-fource:

How many daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?

ExterminEIGHT

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What I’m eating for dinner: half a serving of stale nilla wafers.

Don’t you dare say you are lazier than I am.

jack-of-aeons:

casthedumbass:

What if I blew essentially all of my savings on a tattoo?

you wouldn’t regret being inked~

Oh god I hope so because I think I’m going to go to this really awesome artist while Im on vacation and get the pirate ship from peter pan on my thigh

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.