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Deconstruction films are defined as films that take apart their respective genres, forcing the audience to not only question why we are watching it, but also the particular filmmaking techniques and tropes.
Films focused on satire are often also referred to as “parody”. They usually pay homage to the work that came before, imitating them in more comedic forms.
In case you are sad here are some animals wearing sweaters.
It is quiet hours in the dry dorm and some kids are yelling about getting alcohol.
Where are you gonna get alcohol in dutchess county at midnight on a Wednesday (Thursday?). Everything closes at like 8.
the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”
Three of my friends speak five or more languages.
Aka three of my friends are not American.
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
DOnt shop at urban outfitters
they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at
they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute
they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad
they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it
they literally sold this shirt
PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS
what if nipples changed color depending on your mood
What if they glow blue when orcs are near?
maybe they do, I mean when have you and an orc been in the same room?